The Unhinged Sister
I Graduated From Your Bullshit Crewneck Sweatshirt | Provocative Collegiate Text
This crewneck carries a sharp, unapologetic voice — the kind that walks into a room and settles the conversation. The soft, medium-heavy fabric hugs like a familiar sweatshirt while bold collegiate lettering across the chest does the talking for you. It’s for people who’ve outgrown small dramas and prefer blunt humor delivered with quiet confidence. Wear it when mornings are slow and coffee is strong, on long drives that clear the head, or nights out when you want to signal you’re done explaining. The sturdy ribbed collar and double-needle stitching mean this will keep its shape through many washes, while the tubular knit eliminates itchy seams and reduces fabric waste. Ethically grown US cotton and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes let you feel good about the layers you live in. This crewneck sits steady in your rotation — warm, dependable, and ready when words fail you but truth won’t.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a smooth, comfortable fit and reduced fabric waste
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.
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